Clapo Slap House, by Happyslap

Clapo Slap House

by Happyslap

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1.	Dr. Phil 01:08	lyrics	buy track
Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Doctor- Phil!
2.	We're Drunk, We're Alcoholics 01:36	lyrics	buy track
COMING WITH THE BULLSHIT YOU KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT YOU CAN HEAR ME SLURRING WHILE I'M STALLING STALLING STALLING WE AIN'T EVEN BOTHERED WE'RE OKAY WITH FALLING AFTER THAT WE'RE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR I'M BAWLING WE'RE DRUNK, WE'RE ALCOHOLICS WE'RE DRUNK, WE'RE ALCOHOLICS WE'RE DRUNK, WE'RE ALCOHOLICS WE'RE DRUNK, WE'RE ALCOHOLICS (HOLICS, HOLICS, HOLICS) I DON'T NEED A MOTIVE I DON'T NEED A OBJECT GETTING FUCKING LOADED PROBLEMS IM'MA SOLVE IT I JUST LOST MY CELL PHONE I JUST LOST MY WALLET I JUST LOST MY PARTNER ONE MORE DRINK WILL SOLVE IT
3.	I'm In a Sex Cult 01:16	lyrics	buy track
I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex... cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex... cult! TRY, BUT YOU CAN'T GET OUT WHY? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT WHINE, BUT IT GIVES YOU MORE CLOUT SHIVER AND MOAN, TWIST AND SHOUT TRY, BUT YOU CAN'T GET OUT WHY? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT WHINE, BUT IT GIVES YOU MORE CLOUT HI! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex... cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex cult! I'm in a sex... cult! BUY IN OR YOU'RE A FAKER SELL OUT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT CONVERT YOUR SOUL INTO CUM AND CLOUT ALSO WE GOT SOME CHANTS TO SHOUT BUY IN OR YOU'RE A FAKER SELL OUT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT CONVERT YOUR SOUL INTO CUM AND CLOUT THEN DIE!
4.	Google Chrome Facebook Status 01:38	lyrics	buy track
GOOGLE CHROME! FACEBOOK STATUS! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, BINCH
5.	I'm Calling the Police 02:09	lyrics	buy track
HEY COP CALLER, WHAT THE FUCK MIND YOUR BUSINESS OR PRESS YOUR LUCK HEY COP CALLER, GOTTA SAY WHY YOU GONNA FUCK UP MY DAY HEY, COP CALLER, CAN'T IGNORE ARE YOU SCARED OR JUST KINDA BORED HEY, COP CALLER, I CAN TELL BOUT TO SEND YOUR ASS TO HELL HEY COP CALLER, WHAT THE FUCK MIND YOUR BUSINESS OR PRESS YOUR LUCK HEY COP CALLER, GOTTA SAY WHY YOU GONNA FUCK UP MY DAY HEY, COP CALLER, CAN'T IGNORE ARE YOU SCARED OR JUST KINDA BORED HEY, COP CALLER, I CAN TELL BOUT TO SEND YOUR ASS TO HELL IM CALLING THE POLICE WHEN WILL ALL THE COP CARS CEASE? I DON'T WANT TO REST IN PEACE YET IM CALLING THE POLICE I DON'T WANT TO BE DECEASED COP CALLER! COP CALLER! COP CALLER! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
6.	Future Stores 01:58	lyrics	buy track
IS THIS LIFE OR TORTURE PORN? SHOW ME WHAT THE FUTURE STORES!
7.	Lost in the Sauce 01:31	lyrics	buy track
where do you come from? where are you going? where'd you get that? what are you showing? where can I find that? I want to be knowing how can I get more? knowledge is growing! I want to get lost in the sauce I want to become the big sauce boss I want to get lost in the sauce Lost in the sauce, but at what cost? I need more, I need it now I need more, now show me how show the source, where is your power knowledge is power and now's the hour key me in or lock me out two things happen, truth or doubt lend me feels or leave me numb show me where that wave comes from
8.	Piss Queen 01:48	lyrics	buy track
I'd rather be pissed on than be pissed off Zoe is a piss queen, Piss, Piss She stood there before inside the pouring piss and it gets in her eyes and her eyes burn like piss and she's always hoping to have more of this 'cause it's her destiny to be the queen of piss
9.	Shoe Toss 01:18	lyrics	buy track
PUT ME INTO MY PLACE POST HASTE DON'T NEED NUKES FOR THIS ARMS RACE HEARD ME BEFORE BUT LET'S TOUCH BASE SOUL PLANE ME INTO AEROSPACE STRAIGHT FROM THE PLANTIGRADE MARKETPLACE I AM SAYING THIS IN UPPER CASE EVEN IF WE'RE IN CYBERSPACE SHOW ME HOW I'M A REAL DISGRACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE SHOW ME HOW I'M A REAL DISGRACE TOSS THEM WITH YOUR RAGEFUL GRACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE EVEN IF WE'RE IN CYBERSPACE TIME YOUR THROWS UP WITH THE BASS THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE SHOW ME HOW I'M A REAL DISGRACE NO TIME TO UNDO THE LACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE THROW YOUR SHOES IN MY FUCKING FACE EVEN IF WE'RE IN CYBERSPACE YOUR SHOES RIGHT NOW IN MY FACE
10.	Nothing Matters, Part II 01:22	lyrics	buy track
Nothing works here, nothing works we're all drinking poison, making noise making choices but it's not real choice under duress i'll wear a dress free me from this chronic stress in a funk but the pills are bunk had a cure but they searched my trunk mental pain is hard to explain leaved you drained and novicained nobody helps and everybody stares nothing mattress, nobody chairs Nothing matters, no one cares
11.	Normal Man (Men's Recovery Project Cover) 07:59	lyrics	buy track
hey, wait a minute, i'm the regular man i'm the one who's normal, i'm the normal man wait a goddamn minute hey wait im a normal man no different than any of you i got normal interests and normal moods and i can do anything you can do, hey (do you read books and magazines?) yes, I do! (are you concerned with personal hygene?) yes, I am! (do you like flying in boats and aeroplanes?) yes, I do! sounds like he's a normal man that's right i'm a normal man... <break> <WAIT FOR THE BONUS TRACK>

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released July 5, 2019

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