Life has turned another page
Twice arrests from half his age
Sunken eyes and broken face
Middleschoolers take the rage
Undercover playground cop
Making busts pulling stops
Age 13 when he got hired
25 when he retired
Progeria cop progeria cop
Making stops and licking shots
Playground busts for selling rocks
Fuckin' Beatdown on your block
Shoot to kill, taze to thrill
Extort lunch money dollar bills
Saftey off, saftey first
He truly is the fucking worst
Brutal pig with a big head
Leaving little kids for dead
Nobody can touch him, he can't be stopped
And those little outfits can't be topped
Progeria cop progeria cop
Making stops and licking shots
Playground busts for selling rocks
Genetic Defect Beatdown on your block
Progeria
Cop
Progeria Cop
On the mission on the case
spraying protesters in the face
no fucks given, no fucks recieved
progeria cop makes me believe
you can do it with your veiny head
and your eyes looking all dead
I believe in you progeria cop
save me from myself and make me stop
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