The Public

by Happyslap

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released March 19, 2013

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DC/NC Digital Hardcore

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Track Name: I Hate Myself
i hate you, i hate you
did you know i hate myself too
it's true it's trure it's true it's true
i hate myself and i hate you

i hate myself x4

why do i hate myself
it's because i hatemyself
why should you kill yourself
because you should kill yourself

i hate myself x8

people say it time and time
mankind aint getting out alive
we all did something to deserve to die
it's time to say our last goodbyes

i hate myself x4

with someone of your bad intention
suicide is the only redemption
don't hesitate to try it out
that's why i wrote this song about

i hate myself x16
Track Name: All I Give a Fuck About is Sex and Drugs
i'm yelling now so you buy my merch
buy my merch so i can buy some drugs
buy some drugs so i can con myself some friends
get people to like me so i can fuck everything

all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
don't give a fuck about love and hugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs

if i don't get sex and drugs
i want to cut myself to motivate
so i can get my sex and drugs
give me my fucking sex and drugs

all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
don't give a fuck about love and hugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs
don't give a fuck about love and hugs
all i give a fuck about is sex and drugs

just give me my sex and drugs
i don't need to repeat myself
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Track Name: How To Guide for Good Times
TIME TO HAVE FUN, TIME TO HAVE FUN
TIME TO HAVE FUN, PIERCE YOUR OWN TOUNGE
TIME TO HAVE FUN, TIME TO HAVE FUN
TIME TO HAVE FUN, PIERCE YOUR OWN TOUNGE
TIME TO HAVE FUN, TIME TO HAVE FUN
TIME TO HAVE FUN, DO YOUR OWN TATTOOS
TIME TO HAVE FUN, LOTS OF FUN
TIME TO HAVE FUN, MUTILATE YOURSELF

IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT HOW TO MAKE A TAT GUN
BUY AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH THAT NEEDS JUICE TO RUN
THEN GET A GUITAR STRING AND SOME ELECTRIC TAPE
CUT THE STRING AT A 45 DEGREE SHAPE
TAPE THE SHARP END SLIGHTLY PAST THE TIP
FIRE IT UP AND USE PEN INK TO DIP
TAKE IT TO YOUR SKIN AND TAKE IT DEEP
DON'T FORGET IT'S FUN AND CHEAP
Track Name: Three Edgy Five You (1 more than 2 edgy 4 you)
my words get sharper by the day
i get edgier and more daring with what i say
it's coming full circle right now, you see
double edge bent through reality

so damn edgy and so damn cool
now i'm a fucking tool
so noisy and so intense
but what i say makes no fucking sense

why are you listening to me scream like this
when i listen to music that sounds like this
i imagine myself saying what i listen to
and my friends are like goddamn you're cool

[chorus]

would you like it more if i just played some fucking feedback
would you like it more if i slit my wrists and sprayed blood on you
would you come to my shows if i pulled the pin out of a hand grenade
you probably would, now give me my drug money

[chorus]x2
Track Name: Kidnapped by Animals and Taken Directly to the Brainwashing Camp
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE A FUCKING JOKE
SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND I WAS KNOCKED DOWN AND CHOKED
I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES WHEN I GOT SHOVED INTO THE VAN
I DIDN'T THINK I COULD BUT I WILL KNOW ONE DAY I CAN

KIDNAPPED BY ANIMALS
TAKEN TO THE WOODS
KIDNAPPED BY ANIMALS
LIKE I FUCKING SHOULD
KIDNAPPED BY ANIMALS
AND TAKEN NO NOWHERE
KIDNAPPED BY ANIMALS
VANISH IN THE AIR
Track Name: Melt Your Brains on The Internet
wholesale emotional exploitation
stabbings tourture crying and mutilation
wholesale emotional fuckoff time
melt your brains on the internet

i will make everyone on facebook thing you rape kids
i will additionally cum on all your instagram picrureas
i am a fucking crucified special snowflake
you're fucking dead, kiddo

wholesale emotional exploitation
stabbings tourture crying and mutilation
wholesale emotional fuckoff time
melt your brains on the internet

all cis scum needs to fucking die anyway
want to see a picture of a dude getting stabbed to death?
shoot 1's and 0's from a spoon into my veins
do it for me because i'm a pussy

wholesale emotional exploitation
stabbings tourture crying and mutilation
wholesale emotional fuckoff time
melt your brains on the internet
Track Name: Not The Exception to the Type, Ever
YOU'RE NOT THE EXCEPTION, YOU'RE THE NORM
YOU DID WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTED TO AND JUST CONFORMED
YOU'RE NOT UNIQUE, NOT AN EXCEPTION
WHAT YOU DO IS WHO YOU ARE AND YOU DECIDED THAT DIRECTION

ALL WOW PLAYERS LIVE IN THEIR MOMS BASEMENT
ALL ACTIVISTS ARE FUCKING WHINY AND SHITTY
ALL GUN OWNERS ARE FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS
ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE SHITTY FUCKING SUCKUPS
ALL TEEN MOMS ARE FUCKING FAILURES AT LIFE
ALL COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DUMB AS BRICKS
I AM NOT AN EXCEPTION EITHER
YOU THINK I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU BUT I AM
Track Name: !!!~ATTENTION~!!!
YOUR ATTENTION IS VALIDATION
SOCIOCULTURAL MASTURBATION
LOOKAT ME SCREAM AND FLAIL
TELL ME THAT I'M GOING TO FAIL
OR THAT YOU'RE GONNA BUY MY SHIT
I'M ACTUALLY QUITE PROUD OF IT
BUT LOOK AT ME THROUGH AND THROUGH
LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU
Track Name: Wake the Fuck Up in the Literal Since That You're Asleep and I'm Waking You Up
show some control over your life
before i fuck you up with this knife
show your hand over your fate
before it's too fucking late

wake the fuck up you bitch
wake the fuck up and quit sleeping in
i'm the one doing you a favor here
wake the fuck up, am i fucking clear

don't you fucking give me your shit you shit
i'm the one who woke up to wake you up you fuck
don't fucking roll over and tell me to fuck off
i will kill you in your goddamn sleep and go run off

wake the fuck up you bitch
wake the fuck up and quit sleeping in
i'm the one doing you a favor here
wake the fuck up, am i fucking clear

when someone does something nice for you
you thank them in the end
i'm never doing anything nice
for you ever again

wake the fuck up you bitch
wake the fuck up and quit sleeping in
i'm the one doing you a favor here
wake the fuck up, am i fucking clear
Track Name: Bitchitler
I'M BITCH HITLER
I'M BITCH HITLER
HTILER IS A BITCH
BITCHING BITCH HITLER

did you know that gassing folks is no longer my hobby
i like to pick flowers and i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry, so so fucking sorry
my name's bitch hitler and i'm so sorry
So damn sorry like canada is sorry
im bitch hitler going on maury
go on jerry springer to say i'm sorry
i'm sorry sorry sorry sorrry sorry
Track Name: I Want to Be a Degenerate//If You Get to Fuck, I Get to Watch
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
LOOK AT ME, DREAM COME TRUE

I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
LOTS OF FUN, ME AND YOU

I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I AM SCUM AND I'M SO PROUD

I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
I WANNA BE DEGENERATE
AND I WANT TO TELL IT TO A CROWD

IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
THIS IS MY COUCH

IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
THIS IS MY HOUSE

IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
THIS IS MY PLAN

IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
IF YOU GET TO FUCK, I GET TO WATCH
THIS IS MY BAND