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introdoctrinations
00:36
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I'M NOT REALLY SAD BUT I GOT YOUR ATTENTION
I GOT TO YELL A LOT AND GET AN HONERABLE MENTION
IT WAS SO WORTH IT, YES IT FUCKING WAS
I NEED TO APOLOGISE FRANKLY BECAUSE
I FAKED SELF HATRED FOR FUN AND PROFIT
IT WAS WORTH IT, I HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY
I FAKED DEPRESSION FOR FUN AND PROFIT
I GOT WHAT I WANTED, AND IT WAS KINDA FUNNY
IF I HATED MYSELF, WHY WOULD I SAY IT SO MUCH
I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE I WANT YOUR CASH
IF I WAS SO ANGRY AND ANGSTY AND SUCH
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU FUCKERS WHEN I'M GONNA SNAP
I FAKED SELF HATRED FOR FUN AND PROFIT
IT WAS WORTH IT, I HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY
I FAKED DEPRESSION FOR FUN AND PROFIT
I GOT WHAT I WANTED, AND IT WAS KINDA FUNNY
I FAKED SELF HATRED FOR FUN AND PROFIT
IT WAS WORTH IT, I HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY
I FAKED DEPRESSION FOR FUN AND PROFIT
I GOT WHAT I WANTED, AND IT WAS KINDA FUNNY
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i don't wanna get old fall down and die
dont wanna give a shit about the crucified
dont want whole foods and npr
don't wanna drive around in a hybrid car
i dont wanna invest and look the other way
dont wanna care what the courts have to say
not worried about the future of the nation
not listening to the oldies classic radio station
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
i dont wanna invest and look the other way
dont wanna care what the courts have to say
not worried about the future of the nation
not listening to the oldies classic radio station
dont wanna be sat down in front of that tv
don't wanna rot in front of the tv
dont want to rot in front of the tv
dont let me rot in front of the tv
dont wanna be sat down in front of that tv
don't wanna rot in front of the tv
dont want to rot in front of the tv
dont let me rot in front of the tv
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
buy a gun get in shape have some fun and die
kill people who deserve it only please
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they say smoking weed everyday is the best revenge
if so my life will be your end
this is the truth
look out those blinds, what can I see
alll these people watching me
world trade center, REPTILLIAN conspiricy
THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WAS A REPTILLIAN CONSPIRICY
fuck me up, occoms razor, fuck me up
cut me up, cut me open, fuck me up
take my blood, take my kidney, fuck me up
take my personality, fuck me up
the drones, drones, fly around my head
the reptillians behind it are gonna get me fed
to the lowest ranking fuckers in the cartel of lies
waitohwaitohwait till i regicide
fuck me up, occoms razor, fuck me up
cut me up, cut me open, fuck me up
take my blood, take my kidney, fuck me up
take my personality, fuck me up
fuck me up, occoms razor, fuck me up
cut me up, cut me open, fuck me up
take my blood, take my kidney, fuck me up
take my personality, fuck me up
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dicktongue
02:19
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Dicktongue, i got a dick for a tongue
Dicktongue, what the fuck, dicktongue
dicktongue, why is my dick my tongue,
Dicktongue, making sense of this
<random mumbling>
Dicktongue Dicktongue Dicktongue Dicktongue
Dicktongue Dicktongue DiiiiiiiickToooooooooounge
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i fucked up, and that was my hope
now everyone i know has been sucked into a cult
all of my friends, my friends, my friends
all of my best friends are deep in a cult
i can't decide, i can't revote
now that it's happened, suction of the cult.
i'm so sad and angry as a result
due to the cult, the cult, and the cult
i'll move on, and learn to not choke
i'll miss all my friends in that nice nice cult
i can't believe that i'm at this result
bye bye friends and bye bye cult
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burning every fedora
00:40
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literally literally literally literally
literally literally literally literally
literally burn every fedora
literally burn every fedora
literally burn every fedora
literally burn every fedora
I have hired an army to place a small bomb
under every fedora that someone has on
you had your shopping chances now it's too late
pay for your crimes against the fashion state
literally literally literally literally
literally literally literally literally
literally burn every fedora
literally burn every fedora
literally burn every fedora
literally burn every fedora
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progeria cop
01:21
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Life has turned another page
Twice arrests from half his age
Sunken eyes and broken face
Middleschoolers take the rage
Undercover playground cop
Making busts pulling stops
Age 13 when he got hired
25 when he retired
Progeria cop progeria cop
Making stops and licking shots
Playground busts for selling rocks
Fuckin' Beatdown on your block
Shoot to kill, taze to thrill
Extort lunch money dollar bills
Saftey off, saftey first
He truly is the fucking worst
Brutal pig with a big head
Leaving little kids for dead
Nobody can touch him, he can't be stopped
And those little outfits can't be topped
Progeria cop progeria cop
Making stops and licking shots
Playground busts for selling rocks
Genetic Defect Beatdown on your block
Progeria
Cop
Progeria Cop
On the mission on the case
spraying protesters in the face
no fucks given, no fucks recieved
progeria cop makes me believe
you can do it with your veiny head
and your eyes looking all dead
I believe in you progeria cop
save me from myself and make me stop
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cat drugs
00:28
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I'm having a crisis
It's cat related
a cat crisis
kitty in despair
CAT DRUGS, DRUGS FOR CATS
CAT PROBLEMS, CAT ADDICTION
CAT REPAIR, CAT REHAB
MY CATS GOT A PROBLEM, HE NEEDS TO GET HELPED
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS
<HERES WHERE IT GETS BRUTAL>?
SOMEONE TAKE THESE DEMONS OUT OF MY CAT
HE'S WEAVING HIMSELF A RAT FLESH HAT
MY CAT IS ON DRUGS, CAT REPAIR
MY CAT IS ON DRUGS, CAT DESPAIR
CAT DRUGS REALLY REALLY BAD
CAT DRUGS MAKE MY DICK SAD
IM ON CAT DRUGS RIGHT NOW
IM ON CAT DRUGS RIGHT NOW BITCH
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do you wanna start a band
do you wanna start a band
do you wanna start a band
no? oh thats okay
its not fucking allright
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drugbow
02:11
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Most people when they get old, they have something to show
a reason to exist or a place to call their own
a souped up honda civic or some instruments to play
but I do the same thing every fucking day
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
nothing else to show
others have jobs and others have direction
all I have is coke whores doing lines off my erection
others have purpouse, agility, and speed
all my mind has is a drain of dopamine
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
nothing else to show
My life is a drain of hedonistic pleasure
to pick up two damaged girls and an ounce that I meausure
I sold my car, I sold my phone, sold my body for my hobby
so come with me and join the hookers and blow lobby
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
nothing else to show
LIQUOR SLUTS, LIQUOR SLUTS
LIQUOE SLUTS WITH LIQUOR BUTTS
LIVING IN THEIR LIQUOR HUTS
TAKING CARE OF LIQUOR MUTTS
FOURTY SLLUTS WITH FOURTY LIVES
LIVING IN THEIR FOURTY DIVES
MAKING THEIR OWN FOURTY HIVES
CHASING ME WITH FOURTY KNIVES
WEED SLUTS WITH WEEDY DENS
BLAZING WITH THEM ASHY SHINS
HITS AND HITS AND REASONS TO
GET THIS SHIT INSIDE OF YOU
WE ARE DONE, WE ARE DONE
TOGETHER NOW WE ARE AS ONE
WE ARE ONE, ALL ONE
ALL ONE ALL ONE ALL ONE
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